Doctor, Pranks and Health: Creepy nevertheless

Creepy nevertheless

By humdrummitydrum - 19/08/2014 20:46 - United States

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML

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By legitfile.bat.virus.exe - 20/06/2014 23:03 - United States - Placerville

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

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Ethics in medecine

By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 08:50 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By applegreen - 16/02/2017 15:00 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

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Earths_Venus 25

Wednesday 20 August 2014 5:41

Buy him a rectal thermometer because he's an asshole.

Earths_Venus 25

Wednesday 20 August 2014 6:10

Can I buy you a ball gag so you'll shut up?

Comments

blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 20 August 2014 14:07

Sounds like he also needs to give you a sense of humor transplant because yours died.

noynek97 10

Wednesday 20 August 2014 14:48

I think that that's hilarious!

jeesh10 10

Wednesday 20 August 2014 15:40

That's hilarious, you do need a chill pill!

vikky538 28

Wednesday 20 August 2014 15:43

doctor WHO... doctor asshole...

MrsTeecee 5

Wednesday 20 August 2014 16:48

I would totally freak out and beat the shit out of him. And you can get away with it because he fcking lied!

Brandi_Faith 33

Wednesday 20 August 2014 17:01

You realize he actually was the doctor right?

ridl_14 3

Wednesday 20 August 2014 16:50

That's horrible :( as someone who has actually been sexually assaulted, you don't think you'll get that feeling of icy horror until it actually happens to you. I can imagine how you felt in that moment, OP :(

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 7 October 2014 14:24

Exactly. Seriously, some of the comments here horrify me. Doctor 'jokes' about sexual assault. Patient is freaked out. Doctor says only kidding, chill out. And people are saying "geez no big deal" When, yes big deal. Jokes about sexual assault normalize that behavior and studies prove lead to increased incidences thereof. So let's knock that shit out.