By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
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schwancy 2

Awkward... However, kudos for taking the time to self exam.

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Neex_fml 0

oh bull. I'm tempted not to e a grammar natzi

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y2bd 0

OH bull. I'm tempted not to BE a grammar NAZI as well.

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VaJJ23 0

OMG I FOUNS A LUMP! oh wait just a cheeto :)

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FFML_314 11

It's a good thing that you didn't go through with it, 1. I have a sneaky feeling that you would have failed.

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PuppiesFTW 5

Why don't you go to a professional?(unless you are a professional) You have perverted neighbors I say USE A ******* CURTAIN OR SHADES OR WHATEVER next time............problem solved. :D ya me.

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bamagrl410 31

Why wouldn't you do that in the privacy of a bathroom, or at least close the blinds/curtains? YDI

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I_really_do_care 0

dang girl ur fine!!!

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XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0

haha grammar nazis crack me up :)

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redque 0

mmmmm.... does nobody in our generation understand the difference between grammar and spelling? those were spelling errors, not grammar ones. htis is a spelling error. this can has grammar error. now that that is cleared up: OP, please move in next to me if this is a routine thing (feeling yourself in front of open windows)

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partychix246 0

totally agree 2 tht 1

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TheDrifter 23

But where would the fun be in that?

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Ponecake 18

To dumb to close the blinds. Smart enough to do a self exam? hmm

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I'm going to take a leaf out of the grammar nazi handbook here. It should be "too dumb to close the blinds."

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Kefka91 15

lol say they can watch more I'd they pay up

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schwancy 2

Awkward... However, kudos for taking the time to self exam.

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squirell_AIDS69 0

No kudos if you're looking at #4's picture while you check yourself.

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PurpleSleep 0

And nobody believes that I was giving myself a vigorous penis exam outside that playground.

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folgy 10

Same thing happend to me when i was checking my testicles in a convent darn nuns

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squirell_AIDS69 0

Either they were right up against the window or those kids laugh pretty damn loud.

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foryoublue94 0

I can hear plenty of sounds through my windows?

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xMafia 0

You shoulda went outside and slapped then silly with your lumpy *******.

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I_R_Genius 3

OMG it's should of not shoulda. And it's slapped them silly.

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FFML_314 11

Some people may say that 'dat' sounds OK in place of 'that', but it doesn't mean it's right.

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FFML_314 11

No, you can not play. You are in time out for pulling down your pants in front of the ladies bathroom.

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FFML_314 11

No, I'm not convinced, because Kay has been tied up for 4 hours. Try again? *Tackles and hugs*

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FFML_314 11

I know how much you love your meat. *Pins down and licks*

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FFML_314 11

*Looks around* 'Tis me, Anna, the queen of absolute absurdity and disgust. :P

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pontiacc 0

Oh god I had fun reading this

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jordonkay 0

Haha wierd neighbors...

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moi101 0

that is so ******* funny. their as old as me. haha

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