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Creepy podcast idea

By WhatTheActual - 08/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband likes to stand in front of the bathroom door when my sister (who we took in since my parents died) goes in, and he listens to her urinate. He also has voice memos on his phone of her urinating noises. He claims he’s not doing anything wrong because he’s “not touching her or anything.” FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 19:59 - Korea Republic of

Today, I found out that both my boyfriend and his brother feel completely comfortable going into the bathroom and talking to their mother while she is on the toilet. FML

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By MyS3lf - 19/04/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

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Dude, gross!

By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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First class slob

By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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By makehimscrubit - 14/09/2016 03:18 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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Crushed

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, I found out that my husband’s friend has been secretly obsessed with me for months, and was even writing poems about me and reciting them to people. I’m scared to find out anything else. It's so creepy. FML

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Justkidding100 41

Friday 8 March 2024 18:54

yeah that's a pervert who will escalate. get her and you away from someone who cannot control their boner

Brightside86 30

Friday 8 March 2024 23:28

Pretty wild that he made the cut for marriage material. Must be pretty amazing besides this right?

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Justkidding100 41

Friday 8 March 2024 18:54

yeah that's a pervert who will escalate. get her and you away from someone who cannot control their boner

Brightside86 30

Friday 8 March 2024 23:28

Pretty wild that he made the cut for marriage material. Must be pretty amazing besides this right?

FluffythePink 21

Saturday 9 March 2024 5:03

Time to rethink your marriage when hubby turns out to be an aspiring paedophile...

xxWTFxx1981 23

Saturday 9 March 2024 15:53

He has a kink that he obviously didn't feel comfortable sharing. Now I agree using your sister is not cool but maybe you can invite him in bathroom with you.

protoskore 27

Sunday 10 March 2024 8:29

there used to be a youtube channel of a blind guy who enjoyed the various sounds of people going to the toilet and did not understand why this was a problem. it did not end well for him, if I recall right

Rake 15

Tuesday 12 March 2024 7:17

I don't judge what rocks someone else's boat. Especially when it doesn't hurt others. But, he is doing it without her consent, which is horrible, he is doing it behind your back with someone else, which is horrible, and he is doing it with your vulnerable sister who is depended on you. making it 3 times as horrible. You should not stay with someone like that