Weird, Cars, Creepy and Transportation: Creepypasta time

Creepypasta time

By Saw - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 006

You deserved it 2 717

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 825

You deserved it 8 905

Dipstick

By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

I agree, your life sucks 491

You deserved it 114

Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 252

You deserved it 7 143

By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 273

You deserved it 4 588

Mean streets

By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 291

You deserved it 339

Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 944

You deserved it 40 249

Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 687

You deserved it 231

Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 603

You deserved it 15 896

By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 638

You deserved it 1 056

By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 233

You deserved it 42 181

SecretMe00 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:13

He was probably just ******* with you.

n_epic_fail 14

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:13

Probably a drunk that mistook you for someone else.... Or you should consider finding a safehouse.

Comments

TheThree 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:22

What's even scarier is the fact that your a female. Your getting raped tonight.

desireev 17

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:24

Cruisin' down the street in my 64. Jockin' the bitches. Slappin' the hoes...

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:15

i'm not a big fan of rap but i love that song! old school

desireev 17

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:23

Gotta love Eazy-E! :)

MrsCunny 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 15:52

I love that song!!!

Troggie69 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:25

He thinks you are somebody else, who he obviously knows where they are. Hes gonna go there. Not to your place. Your fine.

DeadPixel4 29

Wednesday 21 May 2014 4:19

You're*

Sumo69 9

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:30

That was you sorry I thought you were my mom

smartchicksrule 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:33

.....Sweet dreams OP :)

DocBastard 38

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:50

Do you expect this random stranger to be able to track you down based on your clothes and your dirty look? Sounds to me like you have nothing to worry about and are blowing this way out of proportion. But then that's just me thinking logically.

Michael_92 20

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:39

But aren't most Fml's illogical? The wtf moments in life that make no sense. (On a side not I am going with Doc don't be worried. The person i'm guessing didn't even know who you are.)