By Alycat - 08/07/2017 14:29

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Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
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Jatok 17

Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.

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Jatok 17

Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.

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Poultron 2

Now, where would he have got that idea from? It's the thought that counts....

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davek 36

Tell him to, ahem, go **** himself...

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shuaige4 3

Please tell me you broke up with that douche.

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shuaige4 3

Please tell me you broke up with that douche.

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shuaige4 3

Please tell me you broke up with that douche.

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Lalala579121 27

I guess you can't give him any sex then, because you'll be too busy enjoying your present.

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RichardPencil 30

Translation: Learn some more sex moves and dirty talk because laying there like a corpse during missionary position sex just isn’t cutting it!

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LwyrUp 13

I heard PHub is very educational, so you'll definitely learn some stuff!

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RichardPencil 30

I’ve overheard guys saying that YouPorn posts a wide variety of instructional videos. I’m just relaying an opinion I’ve heard and have no way to comment on its accuracy. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!

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LwyrUp 13

I heard PHub is very educational, so you'll definitely learn some stuff!

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