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Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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You deserved it 6 032

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 745

You deserved it 8 067

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 436

You deserved it 22 388

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 914

You deserved it 8 797

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 042

You deserved it 82 008

By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 186

You deserved it 2 828

Bitter

By superb12345 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cascade

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 724

You deserved it 1 006

Proportional response

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 367

You deserved it 176

By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 992

You deserved it 3 014

Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 058

You deserved it 113

By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 044

You deserved it 4 926

magpieram 2

Friday 8 January 2010 13:26

Oh wow, another mum commenting on Facebook story. Sorry, gotta snore off this one.

bambi114 0

Friday 8 January 2010 12:18

my mom did the same

Comments

muahahafml 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 2:18

I agree with #70. Don't add your parents on facebook...you guys are seriously setting yourselves up.

PayneTrain585 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 2:55

thats why I dont add my parents as friends on facebook

purplepickle 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 2:56

hahah that sucks my mom made me add her on fb or else she would probably do something stupid like take my computer away because she thinks im doing bad stuff when i just want my privacy..... but yeah you can always block her from seeing stuff its really not that hard

hedgehogs 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 3:13

I just don't think it's a good idea to have your parents as FB friends. You need your space.

vark 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 3:30

my mom reads my blogs. she even checks my text messages when I'm sleeping.

dykeinlove 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 3:50

I'm 20, almost 21, haven't lived at home since i was 18 and my mom stills posts things like "Kayla Sarah, This is your mother, don't make me get the soap out." So crazy...but i love her!