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Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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You deserved it 6 032

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 745

You deserved it 8 067

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 437

You deserved it 22 389

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 914

You deserved it 8 797

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 042

You deserved it 82 009

By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 186

You deserved it 2 828

Bitter

By superb12345 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cascade

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 724

You deserved it 1 006

Proportional response

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 367

You deserved it 177

By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 993

You deserved it 3 014

Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 058

You deserved it 113

By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 044

You deserved it 4 926

magpieram 2

Friday 8 January 2010 13:26

Oh wow, another mum commenting on Facebook story. Sorry, gotta snore off this one.

bambi114 0

Friday 8 January 2010 12:18

my mom did the same

Comments

irishfever 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 5:53

YDI for getting excited over a notification

gingersnapper 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 6:04

Not an FML. Moms don't retire from mothering you until they're dead, OP. She'll be doing this even when you're 60.

ggallegos13 2

Saturday 9 January 2010 6:44

Its your fault for being her friend on Facebook! If you don't want her to see stuff like that, then dont even be her friend on facebook! FYL for having a overprotective mother but YDI for becoming her friend on facebook in the first place.

jmateo_95 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 7:07

YDI for being a dumb ****

morrussian 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 8:00

YDI for being friends with you mom on facebook

erizzz 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 8:07

ur gay. this happens to everyone.

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 21:35

That is neither a FML or a YDI. It is her opinion and her opinion only. I've had friends make comments on something I say and then friends disagree with them and start an argument - that is no one's fault, especially not mine. Your mom can say what she wants and your friends can say what they want. However, since your friends are close to your age (as in, adults) they should be more respectful than that.

ceuti 7

Monday 11 January 2010 3:17

Hey, well at least your dad doesnt stalk everything you do on facebook and messages you that your rude for saying "lmfao" about yourself and you need to delete it imediately or no computer when he comes home -.- FML ok? you see how much my parents love me?