Work, Cars, Ironic and Weather: Irony at a base level

Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 254

You deserved it 48 187

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By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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You deserved it 3 528

By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 218

You deserved it 299

By A. - 14/10/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 342

You deserved it 3 597

By epicvixen - 15/03/2015 21:12 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 775

You deserved it 27 275

By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 179

You deserved it 5 627

By RainyDay - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 334

You deserved it 3 522

Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 733

You deserved it 93

By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 722

You deserved it 3 397

If a tree falls…

By Lili - 22/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Leavenworth

Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 580

You deserved it 74

Great organization

By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 08:02

Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 811

You deserved it 82

N00d13s 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:15

you were right, that was funny.

melissasmile21 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:10

the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?

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melissasmile21 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:10

the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?

m0tl3ycru3 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 5:56

Idk u tell me

MrCatman1125 2

Wednesday 17 October 2012 0:07

Number 1, not everyone spends every second of their life working. If she wants yo look out a window, she may.

MrCatman1125 2

Friday 26 October 2012 4:20

*to

MrCatman1125 2

Saturday 10 November 2012 9:42

Bitch don't thumb down my comment, as if you never glanced out I window...

MrCatman1125 2

Friday 16 November 2012 2:01

Shouldn't you be doing work instead of being on FML? Not everyone works constantly, and your no exception. Have you never looked out a window? Or are you always busy working? The Op could be 16 to, and unemployed!

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:15

Uh, #99? The FML clearly states "at work." I don't think OP is unemployed.

MiseryLotus 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:10

YDI for thinking that. "Thought karma"'s a bitch, eh?

airandfingers 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:14

Ouch. Hope you have "comprehensive" insurance instead of just collision or liability insurance! Also, I would think you'd only need a new headlight cover, not a new bulb or anything.. Still costly but not too bad.

N00d13s 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:15

you were right, that was funny.

yawndiver 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 3:23

keoct 4

Friday 29 May 2009 12:15

Same thing happened to my boss... It was beautiful it went right between 2 parked cars and smashed his headlight as he was trying to run after the cart.