Health, Cats and Animals: Curled out

Curled out

By lashless - 22/05/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

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By CPN - 14/03/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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Stressed out

By Jocelyn - 18/02/2019 12:00

Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML

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Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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By xXx - 16/10/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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Not a good look

By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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By Shaz - 24/08/2019 06:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML

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By neveragain - 16/03/2012 05:11 - Canada

Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML

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By jojobobo - 02/12/2017 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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mscupcake1 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:14

That sucks OP. But u can always get some false ones til they grow back (:

nikeiro 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:24

I feel bad for laughing, sorry about that OP.

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letmeinplease 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:41

^^ This. Though FYL for the pain, my sister yanked away eyelash curlers from my eye once. Didn't lose too many, but I've never used them since.

Totodile 2

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:45

Wow. What a great boyfriend!

Beagle96 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:50

you cried over your eyelashes? give me a f'in break..

doink 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 4:21

I'm sure it hurt like hell.

vivalacobraxo 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:51

haha ouch. op must look at thoose wii avatars like the ones with like no eyelashes that look really suprised

canzo378 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:52

cats always cause troubles.... strangle all of them!!!

Giorgio272 2

Sunday 23 May 2010 4:21

agreed. cats are spawns of the devil and must be dealt with ASAP. Destroy them all with lasers guns and buckets of water to drown them. kill all cats!!

special_bonez32 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 2:01

haha. I would laugh also.

danielleeycakes 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 2:05

Actually, they don't always land on their paws....

Sindy_fml 4

Sunday 23 May 2010 2:05

#42 sindy u have the same name as me! That is all. :P

BrilliantBeauty 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 2:06

lol so those cats on your pic are all 3? I thought they were the same car.

Lailaaa 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 2:12

lmao, sadly that has happened to me too. except my phone had rung and I turned to answer it while curling my eyelashes and hit my arm on the doorway frame and ripped them out. they grow back with time and if tour just too impatient use fake eyelashes.