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By Zack - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Israel

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Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 292
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ayumi_fml 0

...so you listened to the whole tape??

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Herbal_fml 0

Oh dear me. You didn't see this happening?

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happypink_fml 0

thats fake and your sick who even comes up with that

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ful_fml 0

like #36 said, why would you have listened to it long enough to discover your mother talks dirty? Surely, there had to be some hints before that something was about to go down.

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pdoom 0

Both f**ked and deserved at the same time, haha

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Moomoomoo_fml 0

you think YOUR life is ******, if your parents knew about that i'm sure they would be very embarrassed

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yentzer 0

ur dad could still say it wasnt him how were u going to show it to him other then just telling him u spyed on him. and after all the sex and they went to bed did u ever get his snoring on tape?

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Meta_fml 0

Oh man, that's hilarious. I'm sorry. I don't think you deserved that.

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qwertyjon 0

#7 its not the fact they had sex, its 'Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty' thats the killed, you imagine listen to your mom talk dirty *puke* that sucks dude, be careful what you try to hear

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knitbitch 0

Ooh dear. Maybe you should have asked your mom to tape him?

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