Cute but clumsy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to be romantic and literally sweep me off my feet… directly into a door frame. Now my face is bruised, and the police officer at my school has asked me if I need to make a report about anything. FML
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lexi_cacao 0

brutal. at least he tried

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Anonanimal 0

He had good intentions. I think it's cute

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Cristaderzi 0

Well at least your principal cared too ask... In my day theyd ask if you wanted another blacked eye too match. Then theyd mock you! Your SOOOOOO ungrateful!!!

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DragonitePaladin 6

LOL wth? that's hilarious you're so weird o.O what does that have to do with being ungrateful? i'm totally confused about your logic >.> it doesn't make sense.

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linkmanjoe 0

wow sounds like he needs to be more carfull....

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Ninjaface 0

You should file a long, detailed report about how your boyfriend made it up to you immeditely afterward. That'll give them something to talk about in the station.

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Tremble 0

"I cannot really say this is an FML." [Doesn't everyone just hate these types of comments?!] Or variations thereof. Guess what? Nobody gives a **** if it doesn't meet your standards, so shut the **** up and stop ruining the slight humor. This being not to one person in particular, I'm just so TIRED of those comments. And OP, that's too bad. Just tell everyone the story, they'll laugh it off. :]

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DragonitePaladin 6

Chill out much will ya? We're laughing about this not fighting. Wow; way to over-exaggerate. Nobody cares that you hate those comments that other people write either. Its a free world and you can say whatever the hell you want whether others agree with you or not. So stop talking before you embarrass yourself some more.

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lem0n_fml 0

No offense, but wasn't that a tad hypocritical? First you say "you can say whatever the hell you want," and continue to say "so stop talking." Also, your comment was a bit over-exaggerated itself. :/

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SweetieLish 0

True...at least he was trying to be romantic. My ex tried to twirl me and then dip me when we were dancing in his room, and when he dipped me and tried bringing me back up, he slammed my head underneath his desk. Did I complain? No. Did I complain when he accidentally got my fingers stuck in his car door because he was nice enough to open the door for me and didn't realize I wasn't all the way in before he shut it? No. Be thankful that he's a caring guy.

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picturetaker 0

why do people reply with rude shit, it just makes them look stupid.

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muichini 0

lol I hate when things like that happened, one time my bf was messing with me and went to grab my hat, accidentally hit my nose and pushed the cartilage up farther into my nose. it bleed for a while and now I can make my nose tip almost touch my lip

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