some police officers are required to ARREST your boyfriend if anyone calls 911 on your behalf. even if it was a joke. all the preteen fmlers dont understand how serious and costly life can be until you call the cops.

She's not reporting him...she's saying the cops think her bf or whoever beat her

Apparently you haven't read previous FML's. Specifically, the one that goes something like : "Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic and bend me over his arm and kiss me. He dropped me, and while trying to help me up stepped on my hand...". I'm going to say the same thing that I as well as others said there. The reason men don't try things like this anymore is because females overlook that fact that we try to be romantic and point out all of our blunders. Also, they don't appreciate romantic gestures like they used to. How is it FML material if your boyfriend is trying to be romantic and makes a mistake?

lol that's great :)

We can only dream and hope to end up with someone so graceful, in command of his own strength, and so aware of his surroundings. It's wonderful when a man treasures his woman enough to handle her with as much care as he does his PS3. :p

a FML would be if u really did have something to report.

i agree with number #55, and #49. he was trying to be romantic and made a mistake. kindly get over yourself ^-^

ouch!! well he tried that's what counts

BAHAHAHAHA at least he was trying to be sweet. you'll be fine. the swelling will go down soon enough. lol

diiizzaam haha that's hilarious