Cute but clumsy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to be romantic and literally sweep me off my feet… directly into a door frame. Now my face is bruised, and the police officer at my school has asked me if I need to make a report about anything. FML
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lexi_cacao 0

brutal. at least he tried

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Anonanimal 0

He had good intentions. I think it's cute

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jessxoxo28 5

awww, well at least he tried to be romantic unlike guys these day cant do anything

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XxSKELETOxX 0

Your boyfriend sounds like one cool cat ;)

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redbluegreen 40

Mine did. I think at my old high school we had around six. Even my middle school had three.

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dirge75 0

Mine had one, but she was only there on Fridays.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Many schools have cops... but I haven't met a school cop yet that wasn't there because (s)he was the force's bootlicker.

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

I wish our country was as safe as the US. We don't have policemen in school. Oh wait... I think I got that wrong.

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meggtoeee 0

aww i can see this in a romantic comedy. i wish my bf would try to do something that cute. but knowing my luck the same thing would happen

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Erindub 0

Just be glad someone is actually looking out for ya. I know its embarassing though. Last time I was at the doctor I had a HUGE bruise on my leg and the doctor kept asking me if everything at home was okay...I live alone. Yes I have a boyfriend but the bruise was from work. She wouldn't believe me.

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Gibby_fml 0

wow **** the states. canada is so much better. ******* police in schools. ******* americans are paranoid about everything. ******* *******.

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Intoxicunt 5

It's not paranoia. We need them. Schools are ******* violent here.

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redbluegreen 40

I lived in Canada for a bit. There was a police officer at the school. Shush now, please.

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DragonitePaladin 6

Tell your grand-kids that someday lol ahahahha XD great story lol. Not really a FML story but a funny one at it ;D

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catastrophicsock 0

Its not really too much of an FML. It sucks, but its something to laugh at in the end. At least he tried (:

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