Love, Awkward and Injury: Cute but clumsy

Cute but clumsy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to be romantic and literally sweep me off my feet… directly into a door frame. Now my face is bruised, and the police officer at my school has asked me if I need to make a report about anything. FML

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lexi_cacao 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 4:51

brutal. at least he tried

Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 5:09

He had good intentions. I think it's cute

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twilightluver347 7

Saturday 28 August 2010 4:05

there's a police officer that works at ur school? ew...

Poepiepiesie 3

Sunday 19 September 2010 21:44

Lawchick does not refuse.

mutinykitty 18

Friday 8 July 2011 20:53

stupid pig, tell him to mind his own damn buisness!

stephanieeDawnx 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:48

Why was there a police officer at your school? O.o

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 9 October 2014 15:34

Now you know do this outdoors or in a very open room

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