Parents and Love: Dad jokes

Dad jokes

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - India - Pune

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad just looked at him and said, "How much did she pay you? I doubt it was enough." FML

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kianaaa32 17

Friday 14 June 2013 3:09

Sounds like you have a wonderful father.

BrookieAnn 19

Friday 14 June 2013 3:16

Say, "Same amount you paid mom"

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Jiplo 18

Friday 14 June 2013 3:36

Times like this would be so much better if there were such things as second impressions.

Roseylace 8

Friday 14 June 2013 3:42

oh joy of the Fathers

stanjohnson 11

Friday 14 June 2013 3:54

Just Dad being Dad. After a comment like that if the BF sticks around, he's a keeper.

Clay_Pidgeon 11

Friday 14 June 2013 3:59

YDI, for having a boyfriend.

sassy2085 16

Friday 14 June 2013 4:42

Let me guess you are her father

amifaiyaz 12

Friday 14 June 2013 4:13

At least he doesn't seem to hate your bf.

MickeyDrums 7

Friday 14 June 2013 4:14

how much did you pay him?

noelasis94 18

Friday 14 June 2013 4:15

He's just having a bad day, maybe tomorrow will be better.

bigdonnie624 15

Friday 14 June 2013 4:22

If I were him, I woulda said $100 per hr. just to mess around with him

MickeyDrums 7

Friday 14 June 2013 4:27

Jokes aside real sorry OP, hopefully he was just kidding :)

arre2006 19

Friday 14 June 2013 4:53

His father's day present is gonna suck now

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