Dad jokes

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - India - Pune

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad just looked at him and said, "How much did she pay you? I doubt it was enough." FML
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kianaaa32 17

Sounds like you have a wonderful father.

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nattynatters 14

That's when you say that he's actually paying you. It'll make him feel awkward, as he should.

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tsent8 15

Well, she took the amount you payed her mom and subtracted 10 bucks.

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dead_insects 18

with a dad like that, who needs enemies?

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kianaaa32 17

and the asshole father of the year award goes to...

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olpally 32

I think this is an appropriate time to say to your dad "my boyfriend is worth more than you are dad, you asshat." Jesus.

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MissWhitneyB 17

No Fathers Day Gift for him.

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helpfulwhale 12

An appropriate response would be "Not nearly as much as you paid mom."

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doit4ah15 10

wonder what your boyfriend said in response.....

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