Dad jokes

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - India - Pune

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad just looked at him and said, "How much did she pay you? I doubt it was enough." FML
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Should of said "How much did you pay Mom?".

As a young man you have to be prepared to meet parents and know that they're not always going to make it easy for you. It's hard for a dad to accept that his little girl is grown, and it doesn't help if her boyfriend's a wimp.

At least your boyfriend didn't say, "I'm glad you had sex!"

It would be very awkward if he reply "she paid me with sex" just saying ;)

Our dads would get along. That's not good.

Hey OP, when my father met my bf he said to him "Get out now while you can. She is as evil as her mother, down the road I will say that I told you so." Needless to say, we have been for 7 years now :-)

With all these troll dads and grandparents, I just can't wait to grow up and get away with all this stuff.