Dad jokes

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - India - Pune

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad just looked at him and said, "How much did she pay you? I doubt it was enough." FML
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kianaaa32 17

Sounds like you have a wonderful father.

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kianaaa32 17

Sounds like you have a wonderful father.

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Misswildsides 22

Your dad knows nothing about your relationship. Don't let his judging get to you.

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Misswildsides 22

Your dad doesn't know your relationship. Don't let his judging get to you.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

*edit* my comment made me sound like a dick xD sorry, sorry OP I'm sure your a wonderful person

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priiest 8

This is funny.... And it's obviusly a joke people...

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Sfaizi24 17

In the ops country, she's lucky he didn't slap the shit out of both of em for disgracing the family

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IworkAt711 14

What century are you from 45?

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izzie321 27

Sounds like something my shithole of a dad would say!

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ShinedownLuv 14

Sounds like something my dad would say.

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brackaman 18

Ah, troll dad. The joy of all his offspring.

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TrueTriage 16

Bit less troll and a bit more douche dad.

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tommyfox 19

You need revenge on your dad. Maybe a good prank would make him pay.

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erockinthesuburb 17

On the bright side of things, I think your dad is going to give him a raise :)

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imtooshy 18

Just tell him you're adopted so no chance of ever becoming like your dad. P.S, you're dad is an insensitive ass.

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lilhellian 26

I don't about your dad, but mine most certainly does not do this.

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Kiki242 19

I found it to be strange this comment was thumbed down yet "kids these days" comments are always receiving thumbs up.

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lucyy123 14

That's why I don't tell my dad about my boyfriends

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