Damn, son

By Bob - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a restraining order from a girl I have never met. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

You've never met her because you've only watched her.

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ilc74 0

you don't have to meet her to stalk her

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suzuki2005 2

apparently she doesn't wanna meet you either lol

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mandy_Reeves 0

you look like the new gay guy on Glee...Blaine...the private school kid who likes kurt

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suzuki2005 2

you look like chewbacca

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PurpleAddict 0

Dude, stop pretending not to know her and confess! Just kidding. You should probably get all that stuff cleared up though...

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gusgus36 5

name mixup? who knows...how weird... i'm sure you could talk to someone to find out why

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firechildredhead 0

OH MY GOSH! WHAT did you do to your back?!? Interesting.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Ummm, she got a tattoo? It's a ******* beautiful backpiece, too.

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funzcpl 0

love your ink! I have quite a few too. nice work.

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RedPillSucks 31

It's totally distracting during sex. Might as well have the New York Times tattooed on your back. It does look pretty though.

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mandy_Reeves 0

awwww sh@t. that is some gorgeous artwork right there!!! wow....very nice!!! i have a rose and a butterfly on my wrist.

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firechildredhead 0

That's really odd. Perhaps she is trying to keep HERSELF from stalking you any longer? lol maybe not. Dunno. That's really weird.

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allmidnighteyes 10

youtube.com/watch?v=y8v2HRLs84Q ^ the theme song to OP's life

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