Damn

By suicide - 04/02/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was OK. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML
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LoLoLo_fml 0

I agree with #11 and I think that old lady had a great sense of humour! XD

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Do you feel bad for being overly dramatic about choking on your water?

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RyanKaufman 7

How is this an FML? OP didn't say the old lady cried and then said me too, it just sounds like a joke. Jesus.

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RyanKaufman 7

How is this an FML? OP didn't say the old lady cried and then said me too, it just sounds like a joke. Jesus.

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Disco_fml 0

That's why you have to "Live like your dyin' " ('cause u actually are)

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jooliaboolia 6

it's not an fml because she choked. it's an fml because of what she said the old lady. idiot.

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htownlove 0

piggies!!!! 

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safirestar09 0

It's not that. OP felt bad about their comment cos the old lady actually was/is dying.

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gabii1fred 0

now it's like an fml for you cuz u failed xD

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