Say it, don't spray it

By grossedout - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML
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acneegg 7

Sounds like something from Drag Me To Hell

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acneegg 7

Sounds like something from Drag Me To Hell

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

it's poison! but don't panic it wont take affect for a few hours. she was trying to drug you so that she could steal your youth away and live another 50 years, the old bag!. go sleep of the affects in a secure area where you can be seen at all times.

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phapho88 0

lllioooollll thats movie is just wrg in everyway, funny movie, but wrg

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hilda_kitty 16

lol 1 OP, I don't know why you needed to post the panic attack... the old granny cooties in your mouth is enough!!

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omgshaylaaa 0

I'm a little thrown off by the "I'm had" but..... still, ewh!!! shoulda barfed it out on her feet.

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CherryBomb511 3

Her face would have had a much better effect.

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omgshaylaaa 0

but she's just an old lady, you can't be that harsh. who knows? it could startle her so much she falls over and has a heart attack or breaks a hip haha

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elemont 0

I'm thinking the better route would have been to cough it back into her mouth, thus beginning a never ending phlegm coughing war in which everyone is entertained!

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satomi_ishida 0

Ew! If she's anything like most of the fml's about the much older generation, she probably laughed at you after or blamed you for not helping her properly. JK but fyl. );

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lalalovebiancaa 0

eeww that's the most disgusting thing eever Dx

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Filitov 0

I believe we need a grammar clean-up on aisle four. Mods, if you would be so kind?

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Filitov 0

26 - It really is hilarious that you're telling someone to get a life over the Internet. Doing so reveals that you are in need of one far more than I. And besides, Wal-Mart was out of them when I tried to get one.

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Blazingcrono 6

Wal-mart has crappy lives. Go to Target or something better.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Value Village or Goodwill may have some interesting ones... mind you, they're used.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Ewwwwwww. You shouldve coughed back at her.

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tifftaff14 0

EWWW ! That would be gross , but i would soo cough it back :) !

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ironyisforlosers 0

Aw, but she just wanted a closer connection to you :(

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Thale_fml 8

Yes, because exchanging body fluids is such a great way to start a friendship...

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes, it would have been easier to just have sex.

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