Damn

By suicide - 04/02/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was OK. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML
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LoLoLo_fml 0

I agree with #11 and I think that old lady had a great sense of humour! XD

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Do you feel bad for being overly dramatic about choking on your water?

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nado13579 12

I agree, but how can we be living and dying at the same time? :3

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MwahFMLS 6

Geez, #27 don't get your panties in a wad.

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Suzy456 2

Lol I've had the same thing happen to me

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stevenmx86 7

I don't understand what part of this is so bad... ?

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CougeeSwagg 19

That old lady has my respect. YOLO for days!

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thatfangirl 8

I don't really think this is fml worthy. so what, You choked on water and a lady made a joke. Big deal.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Technically we're all slowly dying. I believe the proper term for it is "aging."

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