Embarrassing and Work: Damp patch

Damp patch

By mommy - 17/11/2010 12:09 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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By gamerlaura - 21/07/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Blaenau-ffestiniog

Today, I went to the store to get groceries. After getting all the stuff I need, and was heading towards the checkout point, I heard a baby cry and instantly felt coldness on my shirt. Yes I was lactating, and yes it was noticeable. FML

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By don't cry over spilled milk - 23/11/2016 14:33 - United States - Elmendorf Afb

Today, after struggling with breastfeeding and trying to build up my milk supply, I was finally able to pump a full 6 oz! I celebrated by immediately spilling it all over my lap. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By milkysubstance - 14/03/2017 05:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

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Efilyn 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:04

That's not your fault. At least you presented well.

hashmita 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 19:06

That's pretty embarrassing, even though it's not your fault.

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cat444des 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 20:31

both grosss END OF STORY

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 17 November 2010 21:40

The person who pointed it out probably didn't think of it as embarassing, but as an interesting part of being alive.

Muffinzz11 7

Wednesday 17 November 2010 21:40

lol I like this girl

starile 19

Wednesday 17 November 2010 22:04

Wow... I didn't know they leak. And reading all these comments makes it seem like this is common knowledge-- I had no idea what breast pads are.

birds_fml 7

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:53

Don't you people dare click YDI because "everyone" knows that boobs leak! This is her first baby, and first day back at work, so up till this point she's probably been breastfeeding regularly and so didn't have leaky boobs. OP... that sucks, and is embarrassing, so I agree FYL. But, I bet everyone there was sympathetic and didn't hold it against you. Unless they're shallow douches or something, but **** those guys anyways!

varkey 7

Thursday 18 November 2010 2:06

disgusting, FYL

TiffanyBlews27 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 2:13

You know... there are pads to put in your bra, OP, to specifically AVOID breast milk leaking onto your clothes. There are disposable ones, and also reuseable (machine washable) ones. Very good investment: keeps your clothes clean, and saves you embarrassment.

SisyphereanTask 2

Thursday 18 November 2010 20:33

I dunno, I used breast pads and sometimes leaked through them (I even used the expensive ones that have gel in them - the same stuff they use in pads - and they leaked).