Health: Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing...

By milkysubstance - 14/03/2017 05:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML

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By unknown951 - 29/11/2010 07:11

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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By mommy - 17/11/2010 12:09 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML

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By gamerlaura - 21/07/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Blaenau-ffestiniog

Today, I went to the store to get groceries. After getting all the stuff I need, and was heading towards the checkout point, I heard a baby cry and instantly felt coldness on my shirt. Yes I was lactating, and yes it was noticeable. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2017 06:00

Today, I found out that, while not exactly probable, it is definitely possible to squirt yourself in the eye with breast milk. It burns. FML

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By Anony-moose - 11/10/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By don't cry over spilled milk - 23/11/2016 14:33 - United States - Elmendorf Afb

Today, after struggling with breastfeeding and trying to build up my milk supply, I was finally able to pump a full 6 oz! I celebrated by immediately spilling it all over my lap. FML

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By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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PeaceSignQueen 6

Friday 10 March 2017 9:07

did you find out what was the issue at least

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 March 2017 20:13

The good news that if you are a squirter, there are some nice employment opportunities for you in the film industry ;)

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PeaceSignQueen 6

Friday 10 March 2017 9:07

did you find out what was the issue at least

sousaphonist 14

Monday 13 March 2017 20:03

Not sure what the doctor was expecting with one

Lily_Rain77 25

Monday 13 March 2017 20:03

Now I'm curious

Coffee5555 14

Monday 13 March 2017 20:09

well, that's good news! ?

Uniquestar7 20

Monday 13 March 2017 20:12

Prolactinoma?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 March 2017 20:13

The good news that if you are a squirter, there are some nice employment opportunities for you in the film industry ;)

ImminentDisaster 12

Monday 13 March 2017 23:16

Phantom pregnancy? My cousins dog had that.

neuronerd 28

Monday 13 March 2017 23:44

Certain antipsychotics/anxiety meds cause that. But yeah, at least it happened at the doctor's office. They're used to embarrassing stuff.

Mira Lynn Hebert 3

Tuesday 14 March 2017 1:02

but what was it

LavenderCrow 12

Tuesday 14 March 2017 1:05

I hope it's not breast cancer, OP. I also hope you figure out what it is soon and get it treated! Must be super awkward. :/

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