Miscellaneous: Date night

Date night

By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 138

You deserved it 7 994

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 202

You deserved it 140

By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 796

You deserved it 52 192

Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 631

You deserved it 6 729

By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 383

You deserved it 1 512

By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 236

You deserved it 2 940

Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 730

You deserved it 3 894

Awkward

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 423

You deserved it 1 345

By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 131

You deserved it 1 096

By Noname - 15/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 344

You deserved it 5 629

That one annoying friend

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 671

You deserved it 152

forestqueenie 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:37

what an ahole! I bet you're gorgeous! don't mind what he says...

demonxshadow 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 16:10

well then you must be one big dick.

Comments

zuzupetalsYO 11

Sunday 1 May 2011 4:58

and now you remember why he's your ex!

Kpride87 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 7:42

that's so F-ing mean. I would have slapped his face!!

madeingeorgia 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:36

date with ex =YDI!!!

abeye111 8

Sunday 1 May 2011 14:01

hell yeah! Ex should stay in the past... far away!

sassyblond11782 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 12:04

that's nothing. I had a one night stand with an ex who said " so was that closure for you? Cause it was for me." that's was one for the memoirs.

chloe2114 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 15:03

that's when you say' this is my ex-boyfriend, can you believe his shirt used to be dry.' he says 'my shirt is dry' then you throw ur drink at him and say 'well it doesn't look it!'

PhillJFry 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:29

screw him but u should know if u gained a lot of weight say 20 plus pounds this should be a wake up call to start getting healthy.

jazbit456 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 22:10

tht was asshole

hannahtaskey 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 22:49

Don't ever let someone talk to you like that. Weight doesn't judge beauty.

JDiz83 0

Monday 2 May 2011 2:08

my reaction totally depends on how much weight you've gained. If it's just a natural weight gain from getting older, he's an ass, but if you've really ballooned and are not living a healthy life it's def your own fault.