Broken, First Dates and Love: Dating is hell

Dating is hell

By ZombiKilla - 16/08/2016 02:46 - United States - Delta

Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML

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You deserved it 1 566

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 448

You deserved it 10 183

By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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You deserved it 124 330

By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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You deserved it 5 104

Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 081

You deserved it 142

By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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You deserved it 6 960

Great start

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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You deserved it 108

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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You deserved it 7 458

Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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You deserved it 3 443

By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 850

You deserved it 3 055

By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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You deserved it 2 960

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 16 August 2016 16:28

He's probably with Team Rocket and needed the free meal. Giovanni doesn't pay well!

wheresthesafety 31

Tuesday 16 August 2016 16:45

A lure probably ran out

Comments

yahtzeesouls 12

Tuesday 16 August 2016 18:34

But cmon, there was a ****** charizard two blocks from there

kowsee 22

Tuesday 16 August 2016 19:27

He obviously didn't catch em all

emo_tech 5

Wednesday 14 September 2016 2:49

Says who maybe the last one he needed to catch appeared a few blocks away. So he ran away to catch it.

murph_fml 21

Tuesday 16 August 2016 19:36

Missed your shot there. When he started talking about Pokemon, you should have stood up, say you "don't feel a connection", and left, sticking him with the bill.

lostinareverie 21

Tuesday 16 August 2016 19:59

Don't see how anyone could consciously vote you deserved it, they didn't know he'd be such a turd.

panda900 9

Tuesday 16 August 2016 20:40

So this guy is self - centred, & obviously doesn't care much about you other than a free meal. Maybe harsh - but some people when they leave its like the trash took itself out, & this sounds like one of them. You took a minor hit, but be glad you know how he is now & dodge the bullet