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ouch
that's an epic fail
Cool date
If it was after 30 min at least he didn't think you were hideous and walk out right away. Maybe something just unnerved him... You know, maybe he forgot he was supposed to meet his wife to watch Johhny's soccer game or something. Either way he probably wasn't super into you and no one deserves settling for someone like that.
Yee did you SERIOUSLY just say that?? don't be a morron. OP, i'm sorry that is weird and sucks
post a pic, and that will explain why
maybe he had diarrhea
What is it with the sexist jokes lately? What's next, racism? Or do those jokes actually get moderated?
Well said, 71.
hmm I'm Mexican quit that you ass
@94: Yes, because no one ever ended up in a satisfying relationship after having met online. My husband and I met on an internet forum. More and more people are meeting online. This is no different from the rest of human history. People meet their spouses in the places they socialize. Church, work, school, bar, group of friends, and now the internet.
Agreed with birds! The two best boyfriends I've had, I met online (including my current). Ive also made numerous amazing friends all over the U.S. Some of them better than most of the people Ive met IRL. Most of them don't even feel like internet friends anymore because we've spent so much time together IRL.
xoconnie, welcome to the 21st century. I net my husband online. We have been together 6 years.
Obviously, he is married and his wife is on to him. She loaded his drink with some extra-roto rooter strength laxative.
maybe he had to take a poo
no she was just a bitch that's y I left lol jk
He had to go fight crime
I want to sex the dudeitsdanny kid, no liee(;
97- So am I. I've even lived in mexico. If I couldn't laugh at myself, who the heck can i laugh at? Chill =) Its easier to laugh and play along than to get upset over fake racism. Real racists.. I kick ass without taking names. But if someone jokes about me selling oranges on freeway exits, I laugh from the comfort of my college classrooms =) what's better than being able to take things lightheartedly and live a full, rich life without getting upset? The less seriously you take it, the less they do it. Just ask my ex's actually racist parents. ;D 121- ;D If you're 18+.. hit meh up ;D If you're not.. Pretend you are =P
lol DudeItsDanny is awesome man and I still need to change this ugly pic :S
#66, nowhere in the post does it say the date was going well, just that he left 30 minutes into it.
dudeitsdanny I'll be 18 in July ;)
Maybe there was trouble in Gotham...
11 has a good point
ydi for faking your eharmony pic.... ugly
dudeitsdanny is getting all the lady's(; haha
or, he had an epiphany about how much better he could do.
hahahahahahaha. that blows ^_^
or maybe she was supposed to swallow? The world may never know!
^^ (; perfect
that doesn't make sense dumb ass
What doesnt make sense? Coffee is a laxative, 30 mins is a looong time for someone to wait around if he was just gonna run out anyway. I agree, he probably felt sick or something.
secks
WTF lol.
ahaha?
His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.
Really? a harry potter reference?
-chuckles- Win
Yes! Actually, I think another fairy tale suits even better... OP, try to remember! Was it near midnight? Did your date lose a glass slipper? Are you going to search for him? ...Oh well, I guess this isn't your fairy tale, after all.
He could have at least said, "It's not you... it's me..."
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His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.
He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.