Intimacy: Heart = Broken

Heart = Broken

By Anonymous - 27/01/2018 19:00

Today, I got my lady bits waxed for my man with a little heart-shaped landing strip. Later, as he removed my panties, he crinkled his nose and stated, "It looks like Donald Trump." FML

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You deserved it 1 097

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Same thing different taste

By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 061

By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 493

You deserved it 9 976

Waxing and waning

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 22:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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You deserved it 511

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 446

You deserved it 9 677

By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 241

You deserved it 10 842

Pussy power

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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You deserved it 8 153

Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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You deserved it 524

By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 196

You deserved it 16 129

By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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You deserved it 4 863

Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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You deserved it 70 373

manb91uk 22

Sunday 21 January 2018 16:54

He’s right, Donald Trump does look like a ****..,

Allie614032 34

Saturday 27 January 2018 19:44

Why the hell would you get a heart-shaped landing strip? Lmao

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jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 20 January 2018 10:32

Pix or it didn't happen! lol

manb91uk 22

Sunday 21 January 2018 16:54

He’s right, Donald Trump does look like a ****..,

Arashikage 18

Sunday 28 January 2018 4:33

911 I like to report a murder

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 27 January 2018 19:31

“When you’re a star, they’ll let you do anything. You can grab ‘em by the Donald Trump...”

Allie614032 34

Saturday 27 January 2018 19:44

Why the hell would you get a heart-shaped landing strip? Lmao

Shadowvoid 33

Monday 29 January 2018 17:58

For Valentine's Day of course

Allie614032 34

Wednesday 31 January 2018 9:12

...it's January. It would grow out again by the time Valentine's Day came.

Aj Castelletto 11

Saturday 27 January 2018 20:05

awe hunny I'm so so sorry lmao

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 27 January 2018 20:35

Isn't landing strip rectangular? I can't picture what a heart shaped rectangle is suppose to look like.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 27 January 2018 22:10

He is what he grabs.

Thundernutz 15

Saturday 27 January 2018 23:38

Rofl and oh shit; **** your life indeed; that is possibly one of the sickest BURNS yet this yea lol.

jfsiv 17

Monday 29 January 2018 20:17

Blond pubes, + a bad spray tan = Donald Trump Vag.

noellebelle626 19

Tuesday 30 January 2018 7:00

mood....gone. lol

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 189

You deserved it 11 246

Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 719

You deserved it 78

Today, I told my boyfriend about a friend-with-benefits that I had before him, and he dumped me because I’m still friends with that person, and I didn’t tell him about him right away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 967

You deserved it 2 706

Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

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You deserved it 5 488

Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML

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You deserved it 69 621

Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 601

You deserved it 23 084

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML

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Heart = Broken

Same thing different taste

Waxing and waning

Pussy power

Beauty standards

Charming

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