David Attenborough

By types - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Redoxx_fml 22

"And then she typed angrily on her computer all the while telling me to stop narrating"

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Nothing like play by play during sex

Unless he sounds like Steve from Croc Hunter, there's no point. No one could narrate like Steve. RIP.

And now my girlfriend is now on her phone uploading a fml about these recent events

tell him no sex if he doesnt stop. That will shut him up.

that reminds me of one episode of finnish comedy series "pasila", where the main character has a nature documentarist narrating in his head about what he is doing.

I wish I had a narrator. I'd feel like the star of a movie. :D Your boyfriends is a winner!

Reminds me of the episode of Family Guy when Randy Newman narrated everything in song.

kingedoftheworld 0

Does he sound like Morgan freeman?

muffinXmonster 12

Is he doing it in the Lester Holt voice?