Birthday, Family, Music and Love: David Lee Roth approves

David Lee Roth approves

By SNBBFF - 25/10/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML

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By Singleton - 02/01/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday dinner with my family. Everyone was making an effort to avoid a certain topic. Later my 5 year old cousin gives me a nice hand drawn card of me and my boyfriend. Apparently no one had the heart to tell her my boyfriend had broken up with me on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 16:43 - United States - Erie

Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML

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Tense dinner

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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By clewie - 31/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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You forgetting something?

By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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Unhappy Birthday

By Anonymous - 27/07/2020 02:01

Today, none of my family was at home. Turns out my one of my aunts was having a birthday party and all my relatives went, but nobody told me because they don’t like me coming around. FML

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Ironic

By happy21sttome - 15/06/2015 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after five years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to six angry texts about how I'm "selfish" for not staying at home with my family. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:59

Well they are awesome

WallyTheWombat 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:03

YDI for having an uncle that doesn't like Van Halen.

Comments

shrimp1234 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:17

Van halen is muzzerfuzzin beast!!

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:35

As long as he's not a Van Hagar fan I see nothing wrong with that.

SorrowFull 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:41

If your boyfriend likes Van Halen, dump his ass. If your uncle likes Van Halen, tell your uncle to piss off.

GypsyRover 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:46

"that's what makes us humans being."

mike133 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:24

Chill. He was just talking.

Ethan223 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:49

Might as well "jump" on him

sparkers 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:53

Maybe it's a bright side if you are wanting to keep your boyfriend around. He is finding common ground with your family members.

sparxva 12

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:10

Hey, you picked him.

cleifmastersix 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:12

I'm pretty sure all uncles like van halen

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:17

Did you mean conversation? Because an argument about how awesome they are would be Uncle - they're awesome Bf - no they're MORE awesome Me - arson Uncle n bf - WTF? Who invited this guy You - MAKE LOVE TO ME!!! Me - >:D Bf - NOOOOOO!!!