Miscellaneous: Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 16:43 - United States - Erie

Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 03:00

Today, while celebrating my birthday, my family found time after a few drinks to start at least one argument, if not more, and drove me to biting my nails off. I don't even remember the last time that happened. FML

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By clewie - 31/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Upset

By APersonSomewhere - 31/03/2019 18:00

Today, it’s my 21st birthday. The people I invited over spent most of the time talking about their LARP group, which I am not a part of, and so could not participate, talked over what I wanted to watch, and then it ended with an intervention by them for me because they were upset that I was upset. FML

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David Lee Roth approves

By SNBBFF - 25/10/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML

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You forgetting something?

By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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The hangover, part 46

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 04:00

Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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The hair of the dog

By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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bigdfootball97 24

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:26

Bet you can't wait till Thanksgiving!

dspangie 3

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:26

Happy birthday though!

Comments

dspangie 3

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:26

Happy birthday though!

Rainhawk94 27

Tuesday 26 November 2013 22:35

You mean ex family right

NotAddictive 6

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:11

45-I was actually thinking that it would be entertaining! haha

bigdfootball97 24

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:26

Bet you can't wait till Thanksgiving!

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Tuesday 26 November 2013 21:14

...will they also get piss-drunk and argue who has the least things to be thankful for?

Kamon97 23

Tuesday 26 November 2013 22:16

Screw that Christmas is around the corner ;D

mallu86 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 20:30

#41 thanksgiving is actually there, in the living room, staring right in your face.

Grootensliven 10

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:26

You could leave....

Welshite 39

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:30

...with the cake. Cake is like rainbows and unicorn tears. No one can be unhappy with cake.

Kibaruto 33

Tuesday 26 November 2013 20:16

#3 OP can't leave until Jonas comes over the intercom.

Pwn17 25

Tuesday 26 November 2013 22:14

11- But what if the cake is a lie?

Rainhawk94 27

Tuesday 26 November 2013 22:33

Do you even lift

iajm02 13

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:26

Well it's your fault for being so boring

helpfulwhale 12

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:30

This is in no way the OP's fault. It's the family's fault for getting so drunk and being inconsiderate enough to ruin the birthday.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:46

I'm pretty sure they were joking. A ******* terrible joke, but a joke none the less. Plus everyone here in PA is probably pretty miserable. I know in central Pennsylvania we got our first snow today. Woohoo for winter...