Embarrassing, Music and Miscellaneous: David Lee Roth?

David Lee Roth?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

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By rock'n roller - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML

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By hannahk267 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

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By lizi - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML

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By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

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Cool moves, dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

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By reallyhighschool - 03/12/2013 16:34 - United States - Torrance

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML

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Smoking is so cool

By Burnt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

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Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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That1guybob 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 12:21

I'd clap.

CheeseHater 23

Saturday 14 November 2009 12:34

Now you're not the lead singer, it's Bleed singer! :)

Comments

xxchilloutxx 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 12:16

Ouch :|

White667 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 14:41

Idiot. More like.

Exlate 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:19

nah this is nothing to what my friend did. Hes the lead singer for a local band around were i live with a decently sized fan base. During one of their shows at a local bar he turned to do a head bang and at the same time the guitarist decided to jump...Human head meet the head of a guitar. He had a gash in his forehead...only diff from this story is that when my friend kept singing he was a bad ass

The_Disturbed 5

Monday 16 November 2009 19:13

lol. My friend had something similar. He was the guitarist in a fairly popular heavy metal band around Canterbury. The singer pushed the bassist, the bassist fell into my friend, and his fingers played their way up his strings. Sliced his finger wide open. And you want badass? Yea...he kept playing. I'll take his word that playing through Raining Blood with a gashed finger hurts like hell. And OP: YDI. Practice, and don't get up yourself.