By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
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JustinJK 21

I was going to suggest this as well because I have think nails. I always soak them before trimming them. Filing works really good as well

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andrmac 25

Mine don't cut without showering 1st.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Pull a dumb and dumber and break out the grinder bud.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

You uncultured swine, dumb and dumber is one of the best movies of all time!!! How dare you thumb down my reference. Lol

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deathstroke990 22

"you uncultured swine dumb and dumber is one of the best movies of all time!!!" a sentence I never thought I'd see

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M3DO 24

It's the Internet. You'll read a lot worse sentences.

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Dave_Davington 33

Something like "Biodome is the best movie of all time"?

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Mynamewontfi 40

Oh god, Biodome, I forgot that existed. Wish I had never seen it.

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Ouch o_o hope your eye is okay.. I would make a pun but I feel this isn't the best situation to haha

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BlueBaronBitch 22

If you wanted the pun; I think you should have kept a better eye out while clipping ;)

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TxAsMaD3 19

Eye did not see that coming is what OP must have thought... I'll see myself out

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trollcrusher 17

I'm a nice guy; I'll hold the door open for you.

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pete9913 23

added to my favorites, this is hilarious!!

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WCARlover 34

All jokes aside, that actually sounds pretty painful

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weird_adult 27

Eye think your toenails are trying to blind you

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