Delusional

By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 00:56 - United Kingdom - March

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML
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kimmi41509 10

What a moron. I know girls who fart, burp, and shit more than a man.

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Yellow_Fish79 11

She's going to really hate motherhood someday.

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LizzCat77 9

I have actually convinced my boyfriend that girls don't shit. You should believe her. Its true.

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galacticstorm 6

I would say it would be a good idea to put your genius girlfriend in an anatomy class...but that might just be a waste of time and money.

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galacticstorm 6

wait...I meant biology class,my mistake

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RochelleRedvines 8

Sneak her a laxative, then see what she has to say about it.

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richkief76 5

Haha it's usually the other way around OP!

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brianax36 14

Hasn't she read the book "Everyone Poops"?

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hateevryone 14

She's an idiot.

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Bemilu 4

Dude, she knows she does. Shes just messing with you.

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ellytoad 13

Girls may poop, but I'm glad to have feminine wipes and odor-eliminating spray to pretend otherwise. It's sad if your girlfriend actually believes it.

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