Delusional

By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 00:56 - United Kingdom - March

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML
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kimmi41509 10

What a moron. I know girls who fart, burp, and shit more than a man.

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Yellow_Fish79 11

She's going to really hate motherhood someday.

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doubleohseven 0

Beware... My girlfriend LEGITIMATELY only poops maybe once or twice a month. Definitely and over exaggeration, but may be truer than you think haha

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leahmae88 7

I'm going to be honest here. Im girl, and taking a dump while reading this.

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shawnagreenbean1 9

Ahahaha I thought I was the only one that did this. I almost convinced my boyfriend too! I would tell him "girls don't poop. Our bodies are highly efficient so we use everything we eat, and the only wastes we produce are liquids which leave our bodies as urine"

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Negroification 7

Let me guess, you and your boyfriend are American?

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princessmollysue 9

Okay that's just crazy !

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