Delusional

By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 00:56 - United Kingdom - March

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML
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kimmi41509 10

What a moron. I know girls who fart, burp, and shit more than a man.

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Yellow_Fish79 11

She's going to really hate motherhood someday.

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Ok, I'll admit i talk about some pretty strange stuff with my boyfriend, but why on earth would you talk about bowel movements with each other? Honestly, YDI for talking about this in the first place...

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kitsune3 20

She's a girl, eh? Then I suggest breaking it off and finding a woman. They're generally smarter and more mature. ;)

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sleet7 4

Actually she doesn't need to eat to take a dump. If she stops eating her body will feed off of itself and thus, produce waste.

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Gister 0

Girls poop? No. That couldn't be! We poot flowers and rainbows. Silly men!

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classyorless 2

Haha, I tell my boyfriend this all the time. I hate bathroom talk, so when he insists upon it, I insist that I'm a lady, therefore I have no bowel movements. Stop trying to get her to talk about it XD

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roxasfightshard 0

Everybody is wrong women do shit but not through their assholes they shit when they talk or atleast that's my foster mom and sister

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harisonschmit 3

Hm, maybe your looking at this the wrong way.

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