Pregnancy, Weird and Parents: Denial

pregnancy is one phase, then birth, then raising. related, but different. One could also avoid the last through putting up for adoption, or avoid the last two and shorten the first with another method.

thatsdndn1 19

Monday 15 April 2013 16:17

Yeah good parents

zilla52 12

Monday 15 April 2013 16:23

when you have the baby you Will be over it and be a mom good luck

alexphyllis 5

Monday 15 April 2013 16:25

As soon as the "pregnancy phase" is over, hopefully he can get through the grandfather phase himself.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 15 April 2013 16:28

I think you dad mistook "pregnant" for "lesbian"...

Welshite 39

Monday 15 April 2013 16:30

That's actually really insulting, #34.

seriouscat 11

Monday 15 April 2013 16:41

Well 36 I could where 34 didn't mean it in a disrespectful way. It's more of "no shit Sherlock." Kind of moment.

seriouscat 11

Monday 15 April 2013 16:39

Anyways... Congrats?

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