Pregnancy, Weird and Parents: Denial

Denial

By twinArmageddon2 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon

Today, I told my dad I'm pregnant. His response? "It's only a phase, you'll get over it." FML

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Monday 15 April 2013 15:41

Most people get over that phase in about 9 months. Good luck to you!

aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Monday 15 April 2013 15:45

Technically he's right...

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Meisliz 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 5:51

best response to that ever

deathfyre8 13

Saturday 31 May 2014 23:12

Sollux is pregnant

playa350 8

Tuesday 24 June 2014 8:15

I'm no dad no it's not a phase

dantheman97 9

Thursday 26 June 2014 20:20

well he's kinda right

Chaosshadowzero 15

Friday 27 June 2014 12:16

Denial city

fantasyworld 37

Friday 29 August 2014 18:32

A 9 month phase.

natcat657 15

Thursday 12 November 2015 1:16

Ayyyyy homestuck username

akimo_the_troll 16

Thursday 28 July 2016 7:26

Are you a homestuck fan

Havinci 19

Wednesday 2 August 2017 20:08

Wellll he's not wrong

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