Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. At least you're admitting that you have a problem, I'm sure the supermarket staff will miss their favorite regular though.

Who won the debate? If you're having a Crown on the rocks while you're writing this, you may need help.

I heard that talking to yourself is a sign of being crazy... o_o

at least (unlike sone people) you can admit it...

Somewhere in the debate against yourself throw in a comment or two about what other people you know like to drink. That way people will think you're throwing a party; and not that you're a drunk loser.

So make a decision and stop being one.

I actually got more of a "pathetic loser" vibe reading this stupid FML. It sounds like your looking for attention and can't think of anything real to complain about

You're not a pathetic loser. You are someone who knows they have a problem and you are smart enough to tell yourself not to do it. If you did buy it, it's a setback; next time don't even go down that aisle. Try to have those arguments in your head because people will think you're crazy! On the other hand though, who cares what they think?

That's attractive.

No, what truly scream "pathetic loser" is calling yourself gayboii, writing like a complete imbecile, and wondering why no one takes you seriously.