By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
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snowieflake 0

The first step to getting better is realizing your problem. Now you just have to get help to fully get better. You can do it!

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gonzolove 0

MsTs, a lot of people are dependent on alcohol: "Alcohol abuse statistics also tell us that a total of 23 million Americans suffer from substance abuse addiction, and 18 million is alcohol related. Almost three times as many men as women are problem drinkers." http://www.learn-about-alcoholism.com/alcoholism-statistics.html

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Zhombie 0

You mean counter-clockwise...don't you?

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jess_seventy 0

You're stupid. Swearing is so NOT necessary. This is why everyone likes MLIA SO MUCH BETTER!

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hellokittywhore 0

you need help. you sound like my dad and alchohol changed him from my daddy to Someone I ****** hate usally I dint like hateing him but he turns into a completly different person I used to be a daddys girl and now I find any excuse not to be home. it really hurts me I want my daddy back and I'm scared he'll never be the same it used to be a weekend thing and now it's an everyday thing. please get help soon for your kids if you have any if not for your self.

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LilHitla 15

54, what does men and women thing matters? you trying to say somethin?

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moonlight_daze 8

Have another drink.. You'll forget about this problem.

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allmidnighteyes 10

"I'd rather have a drink then not to have a drink."

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randomdude1234 0

"Beer: The cause and solution to all life's problems" -Homer J Simpson

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allmidnighteyes 10

The only cure to alcoholism is more alcohol.

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snowieflake 0

The first step to getting better is realizing your problem. Now you just have to get help to fully get better. You can do it!

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cheneysdick 0

nah, it'd be bad if you didn't give a **** what they thought of you. you'll get there.

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PandaPandaPandaX 0

That's what I was thinking. At least this way he actually cares right?

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AndelleRae 9

If you truly are an alcoholic, and you want to stop, please get professional help. It's very dangerous to detox on your own. I honestly wish you the best of luck in beating it.

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Eldorko 0

Hey, at least you've figured out that you have a problem. Most people never manage to pull out. My advice is to do what you can now before your problem gets any worse.

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