Denied!

By Anonymous - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
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Big_Red_138 3

Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw

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zach5432 3

seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.

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Lights_Out_fml 6

Maybe he thought that was what clean sex meant...

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random_name2 1

Well if you'd have done it in the first place, he wouldn't have that problem!

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iSurf_fml 8

Last time I checked, doing the laundry doesn't last forever.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

Neither does sex. it ranges from 30 seconds to a couple hours.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

If you're taking the 15 second pump-and-dump route, then you're doing everything wrong.

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iSurf_fml 8

As long as you still get it in, I wouldn't complain. There are plenty of people who would kill for your glorified 15 seconds.

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noboundary 9

30 seconds? akon: STILL COUNTS.

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random_name2 1

Well if you'd have done it in the first place, he wouldn't have that problem!

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clarkie007 0

more like vag blocked

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KasCiaYr 0

That's what I thought! They take away from us EVERYTHING!

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FatElie 0

You can't get **** blocked if you don't have a ****. LEARN THE RULES!!

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Why didn't he just wait?! Is that more important that you.. geez!

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Someone has to have their priorities straight.

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HeroOfTime13 0

its not so bad. i havnt done it with my girlfriend for over a month now. trust me, im in pain -_-

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