Intimacy: Denied!

Denied!

By Anonymous - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 285

You deserved it 4 781

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Same thing different taste

Toxic masculinity = No housework

By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 743

You deserved it 6 639

By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 11:40 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 830

You deserved it 2 286

Funky

By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 953

You deserved it 597

By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 021

You deserved it 3 828

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 919

You deserved it 7 191

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 15:32 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 738

You deserved it 4 618

By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 418

You deserved it 4 505

Get the hint

By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 295

You deserved it 8 105

By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 567

You deserved it 6 063

By RuasaLove - 30/07/2015 02:34 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 445

You deserved it 8 909

Big_Red_138 3

Monday 4 July 2011 23:09

Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw

zach5432 3

Monday 4 July 2011 23:08

seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.

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holybuckets 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:22

oh please, I would be thankful.

Jacobt24 19

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:24

2 Achievements Unlocked - 150 G Get boyfriend that does laundry. Have boyfriend deny sex with you.

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:24

Ohh that sucks!! well maybe you should start demanding he gets back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich?

kaileigh10 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:29

I don't get it...

SooShee 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:54

Is that really you in your profile pic? Nasty...

bullrider92 19

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:32

she didn't either

kaileigh10 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:29

I don't get it...

psycho456 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:29

...I'm sorry, what?

GoArmy6624 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:38

twat-swat

Jake0928 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:49

He obviously just doesn't want to have sex with you

kotybug51777 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:49

what's wrong with that?

Carlson_Jin 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:04

you. have a ****?!

Jennyboo5797 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:29

Lol your profile pic is perfect for your comment (:

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 885

You deserved it 61 102

Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 371

You deserved it 29 703

The Top

Today, I found an old Bible in a box of my boyfriend's stuff. I despise religion, so I threw it away. He freaked out when he found out, screaming that it was a "family heirloom". I don't care if vile, hateful trash is an heirloom or not, I'm going to get rid of it. Deal with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 92

You deserved it 2 375

Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 811

You deserved it 3 628

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 291

You deserved it 3 915

Today, a guy came to install a modem in my apartment. He needed to get to the jack behind my TV stand, so I helped him move it. Once the stand was moved, I saw a used condom that was hidden underneath. My cat must have pulled it out of my garbage weeks ago. There's no way the guy didn't see it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 481

You deserved it 3 834

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 144

You deserved it 2 839

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 104

You deserved it 9 020

Denied!

Same thing different taste

Toxic masculinity = No housework

Funky

Get the hint

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