Denied!

By Anonymous - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

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Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
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Big_Red_138 3

Tell him to do you on the washer while it's cleaning the clothes. Multitasking ftw

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zach5432 3

seems to me that you should have done the laundry naked.

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cenax27 0

wish it was the good ol 40's where women had a pot in one hand and a vacuum cleaner in the other

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mk58 31

To be honest, it doesn't take that long to do the laundry. OP could have just waited and then would have had the laundry done as well as some frisky time.

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eastsideLVc 0

shouldnt you be happy that hes doing laundry?

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EZ2XLR8 7

Wtf? How could you want sex over him doing laundry? a) you're dating you don't need sex - - (no matter how many people try to deny my opinion, I've seen just about every negative about sex before marriage at work, not one positive, I'm a Nurse Practitioner) b) You aren't married so do your own laundry, he doesn't need to do it for you. c) There is NOTHING wrong with a guy doing laundry, and if he has the balls to do laundry, YDI 100%. He just did you a major favour.

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everybodyluvsMEN 0

What does sex before marriage have to do with this at all? You're just TRYING to start a debate, aren't you?

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clarkie007 0

no 38 it's just you

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jaesm17 5

Don't feed the troll!

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CateXOX 0

38- Agreed. 28- Geez no alcohol or sex before marriage? We get that you're a nurse practitioner already but get off your damn high horse and stop telling people what to do. Also, b) and c) contracticted eachother.

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Lawbynature 0

I'll take care the areas he aint looking after you in. ;p

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Person1233 12

So...? After he's done with his load, you can have his load next. Laundry only takes 2 hours at most.

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Babushka_Homyak 10

Why not just have sex while the clothes are in the washer/dryer? Unless he's insisting that he stares at the machines whilst they wash the clothes, I don't see why you can't utilize the 30mins-1hr that each load takes.

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saIty 17

He just didn't want you to touch his Pokemon boxers.

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xerbrus 14

Just read this in Timmy Turners dads voice to funny

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IndigoFuckYou 9

The pot to knock you unconcious, and the vaccum cleaner to finish cleaning up the evidence once you're chopped up and hidden in the woods.

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