Dentist, Painful and Health: Dental practice

Dental practice

By urbantrashcan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dentist and his hygienist were flirting while they worked on my mouth. I didn't really mind, however I definitely minded when the hygienist pierced my gum with her tool because she was laughing at one of his jokes. FML

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christophbak 14

Tuesday 6 October 2015 7:35

Can't you file a complaint for that or anything? Atleast tell them to act professional

Jnastayy 13

Tuesday 6 October 2015 7:36

What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.

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DanCastellaneta 17

Monday 12 October 2015 4:50

That's technically medical malpractice; bring it up to higher ups there

KillyCapone 8

Tuesday 13 October 2015 0:11

It's called LAWSUIT!!!!!! EASY MONEY!!!!!!

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