By Shuttie - 18/01/2013 12:55 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML
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Jessj958 19

Next time, rehearse it silently, in your head, so no one hears you. I bet you were embarrassed!

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SeepingSarcasm 7

Why would you want to risk spoiling a bunch of peoples mood at a party just to ''have a go'' at your ex? You should change your attitude, no one likes an attention seeker. If you don't, you are bound to have a few more exes in the future.

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Jessj958 19

Next time, rehearse it silently, in your head, so no one hears you. I bet you were embarrassed!

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uhhSavage 22

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AllieCat21 21

47, he's her ex.... I think you missed it completely.

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Coop817 19

That's why it's best to enjoy yourself for a while then let the liquor do the talking

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Pleonasm 35

This relationship sounds so dysfunctional already. Passive-aggressive behaviour, no real resolution to problems, lack of communication, cheating, presumptions. ALl the makings for a bad future. Why don't you guys talk this out?

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igive 29

They broke up. No point now, she's just holding a grudge.

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Pleonasm 35

Woops, completely missed that. Feel free to rehearse how you guys will have a go at me big time.

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ICastillo 24

Man that Pleonasm guy never reads the stories right, always putting funny comments making me look bad. I just want to thumb down all his comments. *look back* Oh uh hey Pleo I was just joking man...

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PenguinBitch 43

Wouldn't have said it better Castillo. Don't get me started with that crusty hair and mustache. ughhhhh, sometimes I just wanna get scissors and cho......he's right behind me isn't he? I...I'll just excuse my self out.

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ICastillo 24

I think Head n Shoulders can fix crusty....

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andyyroxx 20

Nope, that one might need some CLR... Hope Pleonasm didn't hear that.

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perdix 29

1. Manti Te'o's girlfriend? 2. Lance Armstrong? 3. "Fiscal" Cliff? (He's gotten a lot less face time since the government fix their money problems.) These are my guesses. OP, am I right and what is my prize?

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Pleonasm 35

You'd have to have some balls to talk about Lance Armstrong behind his back, that guys pretty dope. Oh. No. I. Didn't.

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perdix 29

#9, you'd just have to have one to keep it fair ;)

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TheChiver 7

Whenever you are feeling down about your lives just think to yourself, "Lance Armstrong and I have the same amount of Tour de France titles."

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laya_fml 26

After hearing that, he ex probably had some snickers.

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untouchable763 10

You can't rehearse things in your head?

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MuseFan1991 14

which is why i always rehearse my conversations in my head

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Werken247 14

I do something else in the shower.

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Enslaved 36

Singing in shower to Billy Squire's "The Stroke"?

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HelloSirs 14

@29 Clean soapscum off the walls? Refluff loofas? Adjust the temperature and angle of the spray?

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SeepingSarcasm 7

Why would you want to risk spoiling a bunch of peoples mood at a party just to ''have a go'' at your ex? You should change your attitude, no one likes an attention seeker. If you don't, you are bound to have a few more exes in the future.

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SillyGirl4602 23

I agree. There's always that one girl at a party that needs attention and starts drama. He's her ex. She needs to get over him.

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kut17 11

I give up. Who was walking right behind you and heard it all? Your therapist?

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Werken247 14

Jesus? eh... what would he do anyways?

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aly_pinay22 8

That's when you just punch him in the face and run! Jk! Don't think both scenarios would have made you feel any better. The real revenge is moving on and finding someone else who treats you right.

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