I'm only sleeping

By Hred - 28/11/2022 14:00

Today, I was excited to sleep in on my day off. My girlfriend woke me up at 6 am. To bring up an argument from a week ago. An argument about salad dressing. FML
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Brightside86 30

$50 says she'll hold on to things for decades and bring them up to try and "win" future unrelated arguments.

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RichardPencil 30

Balsamic vinegar is moldy bullshit. Ranch is overrated. And Thousand Island is, by far, the obvious GOAT of salad dressings. You've got to stand for something, buddy. ******' Putin is trying to push Russian dressing, but the pickle relish makes all the difference!

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RichardPencil 30

Balsamic vinegar is moldy bullshit. Ranch is overrated. And Thousand Island is, by far, the obvious GOAT of salad dressings. You've got to stand for something, buddy. ******' Putin is trying to push Russian dressing, but the pickle relish makes all the difference!

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Nico97 3

sounds like y’all have some maturing to do.

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Brightside86 30

$50 says she'll hold on to things for decades and bring them up to try and "win" future unrelated arguments.

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Chazzster 28

You have my sympathy. Hopefully there are more than enough good things about the relationship to make up for the insanity…

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poopface82 19

The more dead a relationship is, the dumber the fights become. Just break up and move on.

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RichardPencil 30

If that's true. They are destined to years of bliss! The salad dressing wars are very consequential. There's only so much room in the fridge so it's critical to not waste space on inferior dressings. I have a wireless webcam trained on my Thousand Island so I can check on its level when I'm at the grocery store. Or just look at it.

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