Dental practice

By urbantrashcan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dentist and his hygienist were flirting while they worked on my mouth. I didn't really mind, however I definitely minded when the hygienist pierced my gum with her tool because she was laughing at one of his jokes. FML
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christophbak 14

Can't you file a complaint for that or anything? Atleast tell them to act professional

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Jnastayy 13

What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.

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tigerzroze 16

You should put in a complaint. I think both of them should have been much more focused on your teeth, instead of flirting.

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Glynnis62 13

Oh. My. God. I'd be flippin s***

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lexiieeex3 32

Well looks like you got that doctor's visit for free

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Twigman8 15

Did they tell you your gums are only bleeding because you aren't flossing?

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jtfrisch 22

They probably laughed about that later that night, before they had sex.

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urbantrashcan 18

Haha no, I'm not gonna file a lawsuit it was just a little pinch in the tongue, nothing to fret over. I did accidentally bite down on her finger in shock so I guess we're even.

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AgentSkyeBarnes 16

Well at least you bit her. Personally I would have filed a complaint, but I hate going to the dentist so much already that it just would have pushed me over the edge

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BlueHorizons 8

Oh you have my sympathizes. In my opinion time spent in the dentist's chair is basically torture with benefits. All the worse that you ended up getting stabbed in the gum by a pointy metal instrument due to an errant giggle. I cringed just reading your post.

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thejzabs 25

You aren't bleeding because she stabbed you, you're bleeding because you didn't floss!

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