Not a great start

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 00:00

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Today, barely 24 hours after we decided that yes, we were now boyfriend and girlfriend, I caught my “boyfriend” with his cock down my cousin's throat. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If it was Alabama he'd be banging his own cousin, not hers.

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cuz803 44

That escalated quickly. Maybe when he said yes, he thought you meant that yes him and your cousin were bf and gf, not you.

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cuz803 44

That escalated quickly. Maybe when he said yes, he thought you meant that yes him and your cousin were bf and gf, not you.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you can learn something from her that will help you keep a boyfriend for more than a day. The moral of the story is: Don't half-ass ********. PS: A little attention to the balls might put you "a head" of your cousin. Maybe you can steal her next boyfriend with your oral skills. ;)

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tiptoppc 19

Did this occur in Alabamonation? Smells like deep south and Family Reunions..

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If it was Alabama he'd be banging his own cousin, not hers.

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JackWood 20

Bullet dodged be thankful you didn't have more than 24 hours invested.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Did you say you were exclusive boyfriend and girlfriend? Although that would should have been implied to anyone with half a brain.

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