Desperate nan

By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML
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emer_helena 0

You will meet girls! All the cool 6 year olds go to the petting zoo :)

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Indiana_fml 4

So you are supposed to hook up with single moms so that she can have instant-grandchildren...

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C_squared 0

I usually go for engineers, but any intelligent guy will do.... Hey, how's it going?

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LeCorsaire_fml 0

your mom is right. finding a girlfriend is more important than wasting your best years in some lab.

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AudreyKHepburn 0

What is with wanting grandkids? Um, am I the only one who thinks that's selfish? Especially to force it on someone. Cantankerous bitch.

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carkel 0

and you realize theres really nothing forcing you to take the job...right?

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tifa_14 0

that sucks. but congratz on ur graduation:)

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Orchard 33

Your mom is mean; smart guys with great jobs have no problem landing the ladies :)

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