Detained

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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Slimma 20

When... when... when did it ever appear to be a good idea to joke around with a police officer about weapons? Really when? Cause I cannot think of a time when it would ever be a good time to joke with an officer about something like that. A simple "No sir/mam" would have sufficed and all would have been well but you had to be what you thought was funny and... yeah you deserved it without a doubt.

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mrschultzy 0

Hahaha! That's hilarious. Tough break though

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tosbor4 1

YDI for using a lame joke to a police officer.

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psyco5000 0

Thats what u get for not living in Canada!!!!!! Lol

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mrjude 3

Yeah, I know, right? In Canada the worst that could happen is that they could be arrested for blowing bubbles, then sued for making fun of the cop on the internet (probably for making this FML). I mean, Canada is so much better, obviously! uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Officer_Bubbles

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melonxxda 0

Am I the only one who lol'd at this? ahaha

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mrjude 3

Doesn't seem like something you could get taken in for. I'd sue.

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easton222 2

You r the same person that made the one about 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

I laughed my ******* ass off at this FML, it's going in my favorites. :) You gave the cops two tickets to the gun show. SON I AM PROUD ;)

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truthurt47 0

You should put yourself in his shoes. And see what they do in a day!

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